Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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