I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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