I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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