Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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