Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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