no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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