Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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