Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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