You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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