i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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