he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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