It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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