White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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