evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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