I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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