You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Randomize
