I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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