I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
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