A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I don't deserve a penis
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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