Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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