Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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