i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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