so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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