David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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