it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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