hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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