brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Who died my cat blue again?
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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