oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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