At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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