I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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