You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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