I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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