He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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