How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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