p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
The police scanner is talking about you again....
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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