On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
it's like iHOP with fire
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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