walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
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