i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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