This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
that is very illegal...i love you.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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