When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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