jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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