her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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