thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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