): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
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