chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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