What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
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