i just wanna soil my oats bro
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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