I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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