Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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