It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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