a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
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