did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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