question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
i need to put some appletini on your dick
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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