you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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