yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
We left the knife in your bed.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
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