im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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