Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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